Four Bulkpress suggestions for you:

1. Impress boldly with words bulkly dressed, such as

• unbequaithously ( word you won’t encounter on google as it’s frugally reminiscent of Old English of which the modern English equivalent or should I say derivative signifies description and denotes meaning of omnipotence.
• unanimously
• mysteriously
• synonymous
• precariously
• delerious
• precarious
• mysterious
• vivacious
• viviocious (if you don’t know why ask me?)
• frerocious (all right then, ferocious, if you will of faracious, if you won’t)
• atrocious (use sparingly though)

2. Oder impress your friends by bulKing infamous sayings from generic philosophers, such as Confohcious saying,

“Not all wordpress blogs are created equal, yet some are logged into more equally than others.

Comfigure it out FOUR your selfless self or selfwish of you’re a wish or shellfish, if you’re, er, a fish OR 4 Ur elf (if u’re elf preferent).

3. Suggest compressed abbreviations

Suggest using abbreviations Instead of Internet, so U can begin 2 B in with the crowd, so say it loud, I’m on In, thereby wherewithall duplicating inclination to presupposing presumptious propositioning of pre-positioned amd propositioned prepositions, that is IF you’re in a PROPER position to do so.

4. Throw disks at bulk skittles combining and refining discabulous discoveries of pressing issues pertaining to tenpin bowlinng inasmuch as benign nine bulk packed log presses, flaunting terminology, such as,

• Excellent discussion
• Discoveries
• Discipline
• Disservice (albeit)
• Dissuade (albeit [reluctantly])

Actually modified examples from my mailbox

• Which Chipmunks R better?
• Wanna c my pics?
• Get up to million bucks an hour -fast
• Naughty or nice- looking 4 singles-let your fingers do the walking
• 200 brand spanking new crush alerts
• We don’t mind what your credit score is – honestly
• A secret lover wants to get hold of you
• You asked for it
• Finalised final attempted final
• Review your hearthrobs competely free
• Holding love with no springs or strings attached
• Adding finesse to unfinished mail
• How to have a ball working in your lingerie
• Huge shortage of gullible people
• We need you as in yesterday
• Billions available in grant money-granted you join-unconditionally
• A message from your true love’s waiting just for you
• Your lover is waiting
• Get free computer virus aids in a jiffy
• You’ve been picked to be the mystery websurfer of the month
• Do they like you?We don’t know.Do you?
• They like you.We don’t know Y.Do you??
• Free e-mails- limited to your tolerance level only
• If you don’t want to join don’t deregister-just ignore
• We don’t care how long it takes you to read your e-mails
• Get a career in virus eradication-free viruses for practice only
• Review for free-you did ask for it, didn’t you?